Who you gonna call?
Celebrities are not like the rest of us.
How do we know?
Try this simple test.
You’re in a serious car accident. You’re injured. You might be bleeding. Other passengers definitely need medical attention.
You scramble for your cell phone.
E. Jodie Foster
If you are a celebrity, the correct answer is “E.”
I mean seriously. Call 9-1-1? Why on earth would anyone do that? That just brings the police and EMT’s! Jodie’s buddy Mel Gibson would be the first person after Lindsay Lohan to tell you that’s the last thing you want to happen.
Possibly because even though she’s not a real doctor, she’s a good enough actor to play one if she wanted to.