Help Wanted (Confidential)

Faith-based organization desires spiritual leader 24/7/365 with experience in channeling God’s word.

Location: Mediterranean penninsula

Compensation: Life-time appointment with unlimited supply of holy water. Performance bonus based on number of converts. Two palaces complete with palace guards; personal chef; in-house physician; all the lasagna you can eat. Relocation assistance available.

Responsibilities:

Tend a flock of 1.2 billion souls (tarnish-free staff provided).

Qualifications:

Male, preferably Caucasian; Roman Catholic (or willing to become one). Fluency in Latin preferred. Ability to look good in hats and colorful robes a plus.

Infallibility in matters of doctrine essential; in weather forecasting helpful.

Apply via private email in strictest confidence to redbeaniegroup@vatican.va.

Please visit our website to learn about other exciting career opportunities: http://www.vatican.va-va-voom.net.

Note: not an equal opportunity employer.

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Posted on March 13, 2013, in Commentary, Humor, oddities, Pope. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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