Ethical Dilemmas

You’re driving along and notice an empty car off the road. The engine is running. The windshield wipers are on. It’s 4 a.m.. No one is around.

Naturally you think, “Hmmm. How strange. And suspicious. I should call the cops and report this.”

You clearly lack the correct criminal attitude. What you should do is take the keys out of the ignition, open the trunk, and try to steal the car’s speakers. That way you’ll find the dead body hidden there.

Now comes the dilemma. Do you:

a. take the speakers, wipe your prints, and continue on your way;

b. take the speakers, wipe your prints, and then call the cops as a concerned citizen to report the car knowing (after watching C.S.I) that they’ll find your DNA, but you don’t know nothing about no speakers;

c. not take the speakers and then call the cops as a concerned citizen to report the car knowing (after watching C.S.I) that they’ll find your DNA;

d. call the cops and tell them you found a body while trying to steal some car speakers.

Stupid criminal response: a, b, or c.

Really stupid criminal response: d. Seriously: Looking for something to steal, man finds body in trunk.

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Posted on September 25, 2012, in Commentary, driving, oddities, Stupid. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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