Science? We don’t need no stinking science!

Colorado burns. But there’s no global warming.

Duluth Minnesota receives ten inches of rain in one day. But there’s no global warming.

Wisconsin loses 68% of its maple syrup production due to unseasonably warm spring temperatures. But there’s no global warming.

Hurricane Debby dumps up to 30 inches of rain on Florida. But there’s no global warming.

Rising sea levels threaten the U.S. Atlantic coast. But there’s no global warming.

So far in 2012, the United States had its warmest spring, its warmest year to date, and warmest 12-month stretch on record.

But there’s no global warming.

Deniers claim we shouldn’t be alarmed– the climate has been changing for billions of years. And “if you believe in global warming, you’re like the unabomber.”

Besides, why should you care if that changing climate gets too hot by the end of the century for humans to survive on much of the planet, also killing the oceans and thousands of species?

That’s 90 years away – and you’ll be dead by then.

So let’s drill, baby, drill.

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Posted on June 27, 2012, in climate change, Commentary, conservatives, global warming. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I really hate to quote this guy but I must give credit where credit is due:

    “I don’t speak for the scientific community, of course,’’ (Mitt) Romney said. “But I believe the world’s getting warmer. I can’t prove that, but I believe based on what I read that the world is getting warmer. And number two, I believe that humans contribute to that … so I think it’s important for us to reduce our emissions of pollutants and greenhouse gases that may well be significant contributors to the climate change and the global warming that you’re seeing.”

  2. Funny how those campaign promises change every time 🙂

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