Hopes Raised, Hopes Dashed

In under a minute:

A young man passes by, tells me I smell great and asks me what perfume I’m wearing.

Of course I’m flattered. “Why thank you, but I’m not wearing any.”

“Too bad,” he replies, “I would have bought some for my mother.”

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Posted on May 13, 2012, in Commentary, Humor, men, women. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!”

    Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”

    About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, “Broccoli – 49 cents a pound!”

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